Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.