Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...