Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...