The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...