Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...