OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...