fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...