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Men Are Like Toilets..
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Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
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An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...