In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.