Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.