Politically correct seasons greetings
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Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...