Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...