Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...