Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....