The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...