What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...