Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!