What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Microsoft renames itself
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More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
The autograph book
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Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...