The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!