Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam