Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...