Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!