You aren’t the worst
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Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
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Clinton Bridge
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The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Piano jokes
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Child sent to bed
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...