An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...