A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...