Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...