The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...