How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked