Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....