Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...