The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...