Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....