A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...