Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!