Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...