Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Texan’s guide to life
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Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...