I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....