Get me an ambulence now
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Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...