Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!