Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.