Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...