Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....