7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...