The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!