Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...