I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...