IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...