Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...