Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...