Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...