Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...