Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...